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Son: Dad, what is an idiot?

Dad: An idiot is a person who tries to explain his ideas in such a strange and long way that another person who is listening to him can't understand him. Do you understand me?

Son: No.

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A man in Hell asked Devil:Can I make a call to my Wife?After making call he asked how much to pay.

Devil : Nothing, Hell to hell is Free...

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WHY STUDENT FAIL Sundays-52 in a year,Days left 313Summer holidays 50,Days left 2638 hrs daily sleep-130 days GONe, Days left 1411 hr daily playing means 15 days,Days left 1262 hrs daily for eating means 30 days.Days left 96,1 hr talking means 15 days.,Days left 81Exams days 35 days,Days left 46Eid & Gov holidays 20, Days left 26Movies,TV at least 25 days,Days left 1That 1 day is your BIRTHDAY.Hun banda SALGIRHA waly din bhi parhy?
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Once, Boss, Officer & Clerk going 4 a meeting.They saw a Jin.

Jin said: As i fulfill 3 wishes at a timeBut u r 3 persons so i will fulfill 1 wish for each.

Clerk said: Send me to America with a lot of money clerk disappears. (wish fulfilled)

Officer said: Send me to Paris with a lot of beautiful girls. officer disappears. (wish fulfilled)

Jin said to Boss: what is ur wish?

He said: “I want these two idiots back at office after lunch.”
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Ram:- Meet my wife Tina
Babu:- Oh! I know her
Ram:- How?
Babu:- We were caught sleeping together
Ram:- What the hell?
Babu:- during lecture in maths class........
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Worlds shortest jokes:

1) 2 Women r sitting quiet.

2) 2 Sardars r playing chess.

3) GirlFriend pays the bill…!!!Need more???

4) U r beautiful.:-P
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A young girl after her honeymooncame fully exhausted and tired,

When her friends asked her:- what happened?

She replied :When this 70 year old bastard told me he has saved a lot from last 50 years,

Her friends:- What?

“I thought It was MONEY”

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Q: What is the difference b/w secretary & private secretary?

Ans:Secretary says GOOD MORNING SIR &Private secretary says ITS MORNING SIR

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Sardar: Will U marry , after I die.

Wife : No I will live with my sister.

Wife : Will U marry , after I die.

Sardar: No I will also live with ur sister.

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Future plans of childrens:Teacher asks children, what do u wish 2 do in future?

Gopal: I want 2 b a pilot.

Hari: I want 2 b a doctor.

Bina: I want 2 b a good mother.

Dhurba : I want 2 help Bina.

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That’s all what my mama say to me:-Babu,On Ur Single Smile Thousands People Die

So Keep Smiling nReduce Population Of world.

But.Never Smile In Front Of the Mirrorbcoz Lene K Dene Par Jayen Gay.

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